Saturday, December 18, 2010

12 Car Numbers of Christmas

What if the Twelve Days of Christmas were the Twelve Car Numbers of Christmas?

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true sport gave to me,

Twelve Brads a flipping,

Eleven Dennys choking,

Ten Terrys slumming,

Nine Aussies joining,

Eight Theresas hoarding,

Seven Robbys suing,

Six Ragans wrecking,


Four Kaseys temping,

Three Dale's in waiting,

Two Kurts a leaving,

And a J Mac in a victory lane!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to Everyone!


  1. Thought it would be Kyles a flipping! I guess Brad works too...

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, Gene!

  2. Kyle doesn't work Dwindy - check out the "numbers" Gene used the #12, #11, #10 etc its not the 18 days of xmas!! =P

    Gene is just so clever!!

  3. D-One.... Yeah Kristen's right. If Kyle's car was #12, then it would be Kyle... i get your 'flippin' context though. lol

    Merry Christmas to the Dwindy household, too!!

  4. KLV... "Over the tunnel and through the turns, to Daytona's track we go..."

    Greetings of the Season to you and the fam, and a Happy Burton (?)!

  5. Ok you lost me with your obscure Happy Burton now Gene...

    Happy Joey/Hamlin = 2011 =)

    Happy 31 ?! - I *wish* I were 31 in 2011....

  6. Hmmm... Got to be Logano and Hamlin added together...

    31 adds up to 4.
    Nobody has driven a "4" car in Sprint Cup since 2009...

    New Years Eve is December 31st!
    Happy New Years Eve?

    Maybe Gene had a good year when he was 31?
    Maybe Gene had a good year in 1931???

    2011 is the Chinese year of the rabbit(!)... Now that's got a lot to do with it...

    Never mind... ;/

  7. LOL

    I thought YOU were adding 20 + 11, for some reason. (New Year's Eve?)

    I will leave the numerology to Dwindy from now on. lol

  8. LMAO! Dwindy you are the best brain-storming numerologist around!

    Oy, this is what happens when NASCAR nuts try to be creative...

  9. We have WAY TOO MUCH time on our hands now that it's the offseason!!! LOL!

  10. Jon... Damn right. DTs or withdrawls or something. lol

  11. You all are truly "nuts". Couldn't hardly look at that 18 MM picture, I get angry at Shrub everytime I eat M&M's now. Being a Jr fan can really be a curse.

  12. JD.... you should join this nutty bunch. You can link your blog posts right here on Lug Nuts. Cough up your email address if you'd like to join in the craziness... it's free!