At long last, after 13 years of playoff futility, the Cowboys finally won a postseason game. How long has it been? They last won a game that mattered on December 28, 1996. Damn! To break it down a little, Clinton was still in his first term as Pimp in Chief..... and was still getting his chilly whacked regularly by Monica Lewinski..........
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'Married with Children', 'Martin', and 'Beavis and Butthead' were all ending long, funny stints on our TVs.......
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Tupak was shot 3 months before that last playoff win, and Biggie, 3 months after, but the Spice Girls, somehow, had the year's biggest song, and they didn't get shot at. WTH?
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'Braveheart' (the original facepainter) was the year's best movie. The Unabomber (the original Bin Laden) had just been caught. "Hannity and Colmes" and "The Daily Show" were just beginning long runs on our favorite cable channels, and the people of Dallas were all doing the Macarena.....
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Damn, it's been a looooooong time!
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